My Feet are Doing a Happy Dance!

Ok, so I run, which means I have gross feet. and I mean GROSS. But they need to be gross to a certain degree to protect my feet when I run. But not as gross as they are. Ew. Anyway, I have tried everything to rid myself of monster calluses. Ped Egg was the latest and it seemed to work nicely, but it always left my foot with an interest cheese-grader type pattern on the surface. And it tickled. BOY DID IT TICKLE. So much, in fact, that I could only stand it for so long. and then BOOM, it would hurt. tickle, tickle, tickle, hurt. What can I say, I'm persistent. But recently, I was introduced to something new. And it makes me want to sing! Check it out, http://www.amazon.com/electric-pedicure-callus-remover-kit/dp/b00ppmmsna It looks like this:

and it DOES this:

See what I mean about gross feet? Yeah, I did the other foot, too. Obviously, the left side is before and the right side is after. This thing is a MIRACLE! It doesn't tickle, doesn't hurt, and does the job quickly. Your feet are left feeling magical. No, really, there's no other way to describe it. Like they're floating. Only thing I would say is make sure you lay a towel down or do it over a tub or sink or something (not on your bed, like I did), as it will literally turn your callus into dust, which will spread all over. But all in all, this product is amazing and I want to do this every night!